totally ruined it

I was sitting at a bar once and the barmaid bent over revealing some spectactular Maori Arse Antlers, and the top of a thong.
I couldn't help myself from commenting even though she'd then know that i had been looking at her arse.

"Nice tatoo"

"Thanks, I loved the pain it caused when i had it done too. I love pain"

I reckon i could have probably had a go on it, but got a bit scared.

Posted By: Small on June 18th 2009 at 16:12:25

Message Thread

Well that was fun. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 18, 16:04:32
- totally ruined it (General Chat) - Small, Jun 18, 16:12:25
- I don't (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 18, 16:10:06
  - POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:13:54
- I don't know, what is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 18, 16:09:12
  - ******** (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 18, 16:13:07
  - slag tag (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 18, 16:12:02
    - Ah (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 18, 16:12:50
- Yes. I once was in a compromising situation with an attractive lady who had... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:07:57
  - If you'd already got to the upper thigh, the ice sounds reasonably well melted to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 18, 16:08:52
    - Agreed, hence my backtracking to melted ice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:10:22
- Presumably not (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 18, 16:07:25
  - He'd need good legs to pull of a mini Camcan! Still, the 60's are coming back in fashion (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:09:39
    - I capitalised Mini deliberately to avoid skirt gags (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 18, 16:11:01
      - It could have been in error! Like my "of" instead of "off" (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:15:19
        
        It could (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 18, 16:16:03
        
        I find you adherence to good grammar and punctuation strangely arousing! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:23:18
        
        Grammar Girl! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 18, 16:16:34
      - Not to mention the kilt (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 18, 16:11:40
        
        of course (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 18, 16:12:40
        
        ha - he'd look like a Lord of the Manor/Britney Spears combo (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:27:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 18, 16:36:50
        
        ......i feel ill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 18, 16:42:39

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