OH MY TWATS! MY TINY, HAIRY CORKERS! TWANG! TWANG! BANG THE DRUM! WHOOP THERE IT IS,

WHOOP THERE IT IS!

He'll leave you black and blue.
He'll rip you right in two,
then wake up in the morning,
and say 'Who the hell are you?' "

And then she turns to me and says "We know you.
Tell us some secrets, honey. We won't say a word."

But I say nothing, I talk to no-one.
I know what I believe. Don't need to wear it on my sleeve.
I talk to no-one, I will say nothing.
If we come and go alone, why do they need to know

Push it in there Sonny Jim. That's right! Push it in the sentence.

Posted By: tehwatch on June 12th 2009 at 14:16:21

Message Thread

Grauniad Joy of Six features John Fash today. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:50:42
- If you listen carefully you ca hear Selwyn shouting "John Bond Out!" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 13:55:28
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:01:41
- So sad (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:53:06
  - I still think homophobia is as bad in football, as distinct from society, as it was then. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:56:22
    - Well, I think that Fash would have been a more secure person now (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:17:00
      - True. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:19:43
    - Yeah look at the treatment of dean ashton on the wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 12, 14:14:33
      - Allegedly. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:15:45
        
        No I've seen it with my own eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 12, 14:35:43
- ** Justin ** (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:51:24
  - He done himself in not far from Browns in Shoreditch (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 13:53:47
    - It was the day of the last game at Elm Park. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 15:02:51
    - Very sad way to go. Alone in a lock up, by your own hand. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:57:01
      - What about in a ditch on the fens, by someone else's hand (mostly a fengibbon's) with just (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 13:59:00
        
        Or having an asphyxywank in a wardrobe in the Premier Inn Duke Street. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:00:56
        
        Does anyone ever stay in that one? I mean I know it's near The Golden Star but, still. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:01:56
        
        Yes, it's also handy for Anglia Square. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:07:06
        
        Teh Golden Star? Is that still going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:05:01
        
        OH MY TWATS! MY TINY, HAIRY CORKERS! TWANG! TWANG! BANG THE DRUM! WHOOP THERE IT IS, (NCFC) - tehwatch, Jun 12, 14:16:21
        
        KDx3 ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 14:27:23
        
        What? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:38:49
        
        Ken Dodds Dads Dog (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:42:24
        
        How bloody dare you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:43:35
        
        I was only translating for the elderly gentleman. Scrammers is the accuser. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:45:43
        
        Apologies. Toys have been returned to pram. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:52:21
        
        just a hunch, no more than that (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 14:48:03
        
        Cor, that would be uber-bluffage (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:51:56
        
        Not me I'm afraid (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:55:22
        
        Oh he's clever (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:18:23
        
        that wunt work anyhoo (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 14:32:06
        
        He knows we're onto him OG (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:26:30
        
        Wasn't good enough, though, was it? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:27:18
        
        he's a canny fellow fo shizzle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:35:00
        
        You are all mistaken, I'm afraid. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:37:17
        
        Pre-prepared library I reckon, logon, ctrl+c, ctrl+v, ctrl+c, ctrl+v, tab, enter, logoff. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:21:28
        
        I think that, I'm going to get him tipsy and make him tell me. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:20:36
        
        He wouldn't blab though (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:34:11
        
        It must be him (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:23:49
        
        Yes, yes. That was too perfect, somehow too gushing in it's malkyness. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:35:08
        
        shut yer neck. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:38:31
        
        It's you. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:42:51
        
        I like Polly Harvey. She's funny looking, but I would. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:46:22
        
        I love her so hands off Ukelele Gay. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:49:23
        
        She looks a bit rickets (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:51:02
        
        Leave it out OK! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:53:45
        
        Wouldn't touch her with yours (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:53:31
        
        I don't think it is, but I think the speculation needs to stop. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:22:52
        
        Fuck off, uke boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:24:06
        
        5, 4, 3, 2, 1............. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:07:37
        
        I don't think I was subtle enough (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:15:46
        
        Of course, I had a drink in there once with Julian Smith who used to do the City games and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:07:34

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