When women are breastfeeding is the one occasion when I CAN keep my eyes off their tits

I went to Coopeearr away last season because I had been giving some advice to Flav and was introduced to his bird who had the most stunning tits. The internal dialogue went "Maintain eye contact, maintain eye contact, look at her face, look at her face, do not stare at her tits OH SHIT I'M STARING AT HER TITS"

Posted By: Old Git on May 8th 2009 at 17:39:59

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Just left Ely (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:23:05
- Seeing tits being employed in their useful function rather than their (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:31:47
  - Depends. (General Chat) - jafski, May 8, 17:33:12
    - But not in an erotic sense (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:34:20
      - I lways find it socially quite awkward when women are breast feeding. (General Chat) - jafski, May 8, 17:35:57
        
        When women are breastfeeding is the one occasion when I CAN keep my eyes off their tits (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:39:59
        
        I was told by this coach person (General Chat) - camcan, May 8, 17:42:37
        
        Perhaps a sign which reads 'don't look at my tits would help'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 8, 17:44:14
        
        That so totally does not work (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:47:16
        
        When you look a girl directly in the eye it makes it even more obvious where you want to (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 8, 17:50:03
        
        look (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 8, 17:50:24
        
        where? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 8, 18:01:13
        
        Bristols (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 8, 18:13:33
        
        Here (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 18:04:53
  - It is a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:32:49
    - Excellent Barca report (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:33:44
      - Haha, no, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:40:24
        
        scientific papers (General Chat) - camcan, May 8, 17:43:36
        
        I find is you use loads of confusing vocabulary, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:49:07
        
        ^like that! (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:50:28
- Can you tell her to buy bread please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 8, 17:28:14
  - And now right, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:31:35
    - That's Maurice and Jean, they're friends of mine (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:32:44
      - second maurice reference today (General Chat) - camcan, May 8, 17:37:34
        
        Latitude is so middleclass it's in the Guardian today (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:42:05
      - I wonder if it's IED's parents? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:33:43
        
        hasn't he been sated (General Chat) - camcan, May 8, 17:38:04
        
        There's a Carry On film there somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 8, 17:40:42
    - It's called the love train. (General Chat) - jafski, May 8, 17:32:13
- she'll get out at Brandon (General Chat) - camcan, May 8, 17:26:53
  - Is he the dad? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:27:40
- sucky sucky fifty dollar? me love you long time GI !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 8, 17:25:07
- This post may be used in evidence. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 8, 17:24:55
  - Shall I get a photo? You can see it if your about this weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:26:13
    - *You're, sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 8, 17:27:04
      - I'm not geting involved in anythig so puerile. (General Chat) - jafski, May 8, 17:28:47

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