See what I like about her is she's never worn s**t loads of slap or anything like that,

just been a real person, the sort of girl you'd have a beer and a laugh with and be mates with.

Then one night you'd end up having a drunken shag and it would ruin your friendship and then she'd marry your best mate, and he'd get a promotion and their kids would go to Cambridge or Oxford and become Prime Minister.

Meanwhile your life went from bad to worse and you ended up in and out of prison before being found dead under a railway bridge wearing nothing but a pair of y-fronts and one flip-flop.

Posted By: jafski on May 6th 2009 at 10:52:16

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has anyone started a GET DONCASTER OUT facebook group? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 6, 10:11:34
- He could be sacked today (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 6, 10:24:33
  - by whom? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 6, 10:25:24
    - Or even better (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 6, 10:26:47
- I saw him with Helen Chamberlain on Monday night (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 10:21:12
  - no thats his twin brother the darts player (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 6, 10:37:58
    - I realise it's probably sacrilege on a male-dominated board (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 10:39:05
      - Dunt like her. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 10:47:29
      - looks a bit of a lesser to me (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 6, 10:45:48
        
        Lesser of two evils I guess. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 10:50:15
      - She's a real woman, and could soccer on my AM anytime she wants. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 6, 10:43:08
        
        Mr C - big fan (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 10:45:36
        
        See what I like about her is she's never worn shit loads of slap or anything like that, (NCFC) - jafski, May 6, 10:52:16
        
        correction (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 11:20:56
        
        Unlike her tho et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 6, 11:52:37
        
        ha ha ha. Yes. That's precisely what would happen (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 10:53:19
        
        the tattoo of the torquay badge on her arse...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 6, 10:55:07
- Pygmy Blub might've done (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 6, 10:16:05
- melissa gunn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 6, 10:13:46

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