Step 1 - exhaustive scouting missions to all building sites in eastern England

Step 2 - identify 11 hulking bricklayers and 3 lightning fast scaffolders, sign them up for double their current wages (= Cureton's annual car valeting bill)

Step 3 - get them even super fitter and hulkier than they already are

Step 4 - spend an afternoon showing them a football and explaining some of the laws. leaving out niceties like fouling

Step 5 - unleash them on League One and go up as champions

Posted By: Old Git on April 28th 2009 at 14:56:38

Message Thread

Next season plans (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 14:48:07
- Croft and Hoolihan will go in the summer. Russell and Semi can take a hike, Doc can stay. (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 28, 15:33:49
  - *Croft, Hoolihan and Clingan will go...* (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 28, 15:35:38
- As i said earlier we need to keep Doc, Clingan, Hooligan, and Rusty (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 14:59:58
  - might keep doc and rusty, hoolie will probably be off in jan, the other 2 are 99.9% off (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 28, 15:01:31
    - Are you stating that as obvious or from something you know? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:03:48
      - What do you think? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 15:04:22
        
        I dunno, maybe I'm being naive and they all have relegation release clauses (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:07:36
        
        I was referring to your asking whether lmc has inside knowledge (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 15:09:13
        
        confoosed.com (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:15:08
  - Doc will stay, Russell I should imagine will stay (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 15:01:25
    - I actually rate Rusty and Bertrand, looks like I'm in a minority (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:04:27
      - I wish Russe;; would improve his basics (NCFC) - Small, Apr 28, 15:12:41
        
        was probably after a move (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:16:06
        
        or improved contract (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:16:24
        
        It's sickening (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 28, 15:17:57
      - Berty is ok (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 15:09:12
        
        I think we can sefely say that Rusty and Crofty were better players under Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:16:28
        
        yeah that is true (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 15:19:54
        
        True and Hooligan. (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:22:22
      - russell is shit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:07:55
        
        Yeah but you've always had it in for him (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:15:47
        
        that's because i'm usually right (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:18:33
        
        er I have yet to see such omniscience but I'm sure you're right (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:23:58
      - Berty is good, Rusty is a League 1 player anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 15:07:16
        
        Glad I'm not alone on Berty, I think out of all the loanees he really puts an effort in, (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:17:28
        
        Me too, i think he's bitten by the norwich bug, not enough to stay (NCFC) - megson, Apr 28, 15:23:49
        
        Yeah might be a bit of a ask league 1 but you never know. (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 28, 15:32:23
- Step 1 - exhaustive scouting missions to all building sites in eastern England (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 28, 14:56:38
  - That sounds well good to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 28, 15:28:37
  - I'll take it (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 15:00:25
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:58:52
- But we'll be playing Newcastle first game (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 28, 14:54:01

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