A duck walks into a bar, and asks of the barman "Got any milk?"
The barman says "No. No milk." The duck walks out.
Next day the duck returns to the bar, and asks of the barman, again, "Got any milk?".
The barman says "No. Beer, wine and spirits only, no milk." The duck goes home.
The next day, who should walk into the selfsame bar? That's right, the duck. He asks the barman "Got any milk?".
"Right you little f**ker," quoth the barman, "I'm getting pissed off with this. We've no milk. Next time you come in here asking for milk I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck is back at the bar. The barman's eyes nearly pop out of his head. "Got any nails?" asks the duck. "No," says the barman. "Good," says the duck, "Got any milk?"
Posted By: Arizona Bay on March 24th 2009 at 12:06:33
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