Saw Ched Evans and Stephen Ireland in a pet shop yesterday

Mr. Ireland: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Ireland: Oh, I meant the other parrot. My Mum's parrot.

Owner: No no he's not dead either , he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Ireland: Oh, sorry, I just didn't want to tell you that in fact my wife hjas had a miscarriage.

Posted By: Dave in France on March 13th 2009 at 13:23:50


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