I hope this is some sort of joke?

A couple make a deal, whoever dies first would come back and tell the other about the 'afterlife'.

Husband dies first and made contact

"Gladys?"
"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back to tell you what it's like. I have sex, then breakfast, then off to the golf course, then more sex. I sunbathe, then have more sex again, then romp about the golf course some more, then sex all afternoon. Then tea, then the golf course and more sex."

"Oh, Fred, you must be in Heaven."
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"No, I'm a bloody rabbit in Suffolk!!"

Posted By: Buckscanary on March 12th 2009 at 21:18:19


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