let me tell you a story.......... about mustard
many moons ago i worked in brunie and the work force was split 70/30 between north americans and us brits
one of the things we missed was colmans english mustard and so when one of us went home we duly bought some back
Now one day this was on the dining table at a meal time and a good old boy from the deep south of the USA saw this mustard and noticed the small amount we were putting on our plates and certain amount of banter followed mostly calling us pussys
he then proceeded to show us how much of a man he was by taking a chip dipping the full length into the Colmans English mustard and eating it in one go
Oh how we laughed , when the reality of what he had done kicked in
he spend the rest of the evening drinking from the water fountain
Posted By: ghostof barry butler on March 12th 2009 at 10:08:42
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- One of my at-times reliable collegues assures me that Colman's are manufacturing a Yank st (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:14:58
- is their Deli style mustard not a yank type then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 10:22:53
- "Deli style mustard" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:27:24
- at the bottom (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 10:44:51
- "Deli style mustard" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:27:24
- Smudger and his mates can be the Gorillas (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 12, 10:11:58
- let me tell you a story.......... about mustard (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 12, 10:08:42
- can't be as bad as their 'french' mustard (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 12, 09:45:44
- Get Cody to spearhead the campaign (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 12, 09:32:32
- lets just hope his hero status lasts a little longer than Chris Martin's.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 09:42:45
- (continued) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 12, 09:32:54
- English mustard (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 09:35:32
- I'm a mild mustard person really (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 12, 09:44:34
- you're allowed. you're a girl. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:56:55
- Deejohn is lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:37:55
- I'm a mild mustard person really (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 12, 09:44:34
- English mustard (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 09:35:32
- i agree AB........its a smack in the face of every NFN. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:20:09
- Yebut American mustard is much nicer than English mustard (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:18:28
- philistine/ fillipstein. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:21:02
- English mustard = filth (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:38:27
- traitor! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:53:32
- English mustard = filth (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:38:27
- YOU FUCKING WHAT? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:19:35
- English mustard is one of 5 putrid vile disgusting things that would never enter my mouth (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:37:09
- you what???? are you sure you're not french??!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:54:59
- I'm 100% English (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:17:17
- Oh and English food sucks arse (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:18:24
- A good roast is lovely (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 10:20:14
- Roast little bit take it or leave saved only by Yorkshire puds and Xmas dinner (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:35:47
- not forgetting a good ol' english... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 10:30:24
- Shit forgot about nasty arse lime pickle, 6 things!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:35:04
- "nasty arse" lime pickle??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 10:40:32
- Shit forgot about nasty arse lime pickle, 6 things!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:35:04
- A good roast is lovely (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 10:20:14
- Oh and English food sucks arse (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:18:24
- my daughter's french (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 12, 09:56:45
- excellent...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 10:07:50
- I'm 100% English (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:17:17
- you'd get on well with brom (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 12, 09:54:45
- Have you ever seen me and brom in the same place at the same time........ (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 10:19:06
- bananas, blancmange, trifle, semolina, rice pudding (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 09:40:38
- Nana's and trifle i'd have to disagree, the other 3 spot on, like an old tramps sock (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:50:37
- you what???? are you sure you're not french??!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:54:59
- English mustard is one of 5 putrid vile disgusting things that would never enter my mouth (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:37:09
- philistine/ fillipstein. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:21:02
- You could always start a Facebook group (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 09:17:02
- I'd join. That Yank shite isn't mustard, its a yellow paste with no flavour (General Chat) - megson, Mar 12, 09:40:11
- Yeah boo Colmans boo shut down Colmans no more mustard (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:54:08
- I might. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:20:27
- how about....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:22:59
- We've been here before. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:26:19
- yes i recall........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:36:14
- Glad you're on side now (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:39:32
- i'm not now - issues with you not liking... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:55:47
- Glad you're on side now (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 12, 09:39:32
- yes i recall........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:36:14
- We've been here before. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:26:19
- how about....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 09:22:59
- I'd join. That Yank shite isn't mustard, its a yellow paste with no flavour (General Chat) - megson, Mar 12, 09:40:11
- is their Deli style mustard not a yank type then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 10:22:53
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