Alternative sports for ex-fans of Norwich City
Listen guys, as I expect most of you will stay away from Carrot Rd whilst you ply your trade in the lower echelons of league football, why not consider some alternative sports that Norfolk excel in? I've even taken the trouble of doing a bit of research for you and have come up with the following possibilities for glory-starved football supporters of NCFC...
Welly throwing:
Pros: Easy to get into (just a welly needed). Relatively low level of skill needed (should suit Norfolk folks).
Cons: Boring as s**t (so is going to watch NCFC though)
Bog-trotting:
Pros: None
Cons: Dirty, smelly and degrading (much like going to Carrot Rd then)
Pig wrestling:
Pros: You get to eat the winner. You get chance to have a quick fondle while you're 'wrestling' said pig.
Cons: Pigs smell but then so do people from Norfolk.
Finally, if you're still remotely interested in football after years of dire disappointment following the budgies, then may I suggest the Great Yarmouth and District Football League. Maybe a slightly better standard than what you've been used to as well.
Posted By: SuffolkTravelClub on March 8th 2009 at 19:44:52
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- Alternative sports for ex-fans of Norwich City (NCFC) - SuffolkTravelClub, Mar 8, 19:44:52
- lol - I'm fookin amazed how much you know about these 'events' (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Mar 8, 22:37:35
- don't associate Suffolk with Ipshit, most of the county is dominated by Norwich fans (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 8, 22:01:05
- I see you chose to continue posting (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 21:33:58
- You've spelt 'Carrow' wrong there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 8, 20:06:03
- Number crunching: a) 179,000 b) 73,000 (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 8, 19:57:09
- where is steven wright these days? surely a vacancy there for you now? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 8, 19:49:35
- we have already sold more season tickets than you cunts could even dream about (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 8, 19:47:53
- ^^^ upset at piggy jokes (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 8, 19:49:51
- You mean the club has automatically renewed them (NCFC) - SuffolkTravelClub, Mar 8, 19:49:45
- the marcus evans money isnt exactly selling YOUR st's is it?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 8, 20:38:13
- we are not in silly suffolk thank God (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 8, 19:51:03
- Yep - of course, that is exactly what happened (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 8, 19:51:01
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