To be fair, screaming through the air at 500mph in an aluminium tube is always going to be

a hit-and-miss affair, even in an aluminium tube with an impeccable safety record.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on February 20th 2009 at 10:57:53

Message Thread

Flying Ryanair (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:30:41
- First and only rule of flying Ryan Air - (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 20, 12:25:49
  - Unless you're handing an unlimited pass as a prize in a competition (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 12:33:58
- "you're flight isn't delayed sir, your aeroplane isn't at the airport" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 12:21:44
- i've booked my stag do to shagaluf with ryan air...2 nights ?59.00 (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Feb 20, 10:51:20
  - air ticket ?59, whores and charlie another ?300!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:57:20
    - gonna be messy i feel!!! june 4th cant wait! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Feb 20, 11:01:47
      - **disclaimer** DONT DO IT KIDS! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 11:11:53
        
        Hookers and boutros: yes. Ryanair: no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 11:13:43
- I refuse to fly Ryanair because Michael O'Leary is such a terrible cunthorse on TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 10:40:49
  - I refuse to fly them after severe turbulence and not even being warned (General Chat) - bongo33, Feb 20, 12:24:09
    - I like turbulance - it's like paying for your flight and getting a free roller-coaster. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 12:32:09
      - This was beyond the bounds of normal turbulance (General Chat) - bongo33, Feb 20, 12:47:08
        
        More like this (General Chat) - bongo33, Feb 20, 12:50:58
  - I refuse to fly them because (General Chat) - Mr Eko, Feb 20, 10:48:33
    - To be fair, screaming through the air at 500mph in an aluminium tube is always going to be (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 10:57:53
      - this is true (General Chat) - Mr Eko, Feb 20, 10:59:54
        
        its fucking boring and time stands still! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 11:01:42
        
        Boredom is optional. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 11:03:03
        
        yep, book and ipod essential! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 11:03:40
        
        and a miniature bottle of lukewarm Chardonnay (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 20, 11:06:10
  - i refuse to fly them because....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:43:46
    - Really? I have flown about 30 times with them - 1 delay. Easyjet - (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:45:43
      - The founder member of the Ryanair fanclub. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 10:46:48
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:51:12
        
        so would i AB.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:49:41
  - "Beds and blowjobs" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:42:34
- I've discovered that recently too, going to Dublin for a mates stag (General Chat) - meggers, Feb 20, 10:40:15
  - meggers (General Chat) - Mr Eko, Feb 20, 10:49:55
    - yes sorry, Meggers is the stumpigol log in, keep forgetting to go back this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - meggers, Feb 20, 11:03:05
      - normal service resumed. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Feb 20, 11:03:56
  - oh and its over ?100 i think to make changes to a booking! (General Chat) - meggers, Feb 20, 10:44:03
    - does airport security still get all arsey with large tubes of toothpaste and bottles of sh (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 20, 10:48:08
      - oh aye probably, clear plastic bags the order of the day still i think. (General Chat) - meggers, Feb 20, 10:48:55
        
        also be very careful when you do your online check-in (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 20, 11:03:20
        
        yep!!!!! - just back from gatwick flight to egypt - placcy bags operating there! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:56:53
  - Yep, and you also can't have part online, part in airport check-in either (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:41:48
    - I THINK it was halifax, got it pretty quick too. (General Chat) - meggers, Feb 20, 10:47:57
- another reason not to use Ryanair (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 20, 10:36:09
  - you know what......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:51:59
  - Again, a tax on the Flying Stupid (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:39:01
- but....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:32:31
  - But fuel is falling though, innit. $35 a barrel I tink yesterday (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:37:13
    - cost of fuel falling....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:41:53
      - True. I know fuck all about economics, but surely (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 20, 10:44:10
        
        yes it hits all airlines but...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 20, 10:55:23

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