+Two penguins in the bath, one says to the other "Where's my typewriter?". The other

replies "On the table in the office".

It must be the cobbles.+

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 19th 2009 at 13:31:19

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Loose Women just said women are better at (General Chat) - ROFFLECOPTERS, Feb 19, 12:45:54
- Women and men say a lot of things (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 19, 13:11:32
- Have a read of the G2 section in the Guardian today (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 19, 12:47:37
  - Yes she is lucky he hasn't booted her in the Mary and run off with the Nanny. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:00:24
    - I like the first comment.. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:02:56
      - Own up - are you commenting under the nom de plume 'upyerbum'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 19, 13:15:30
        
        No but there is little philosophical difference between 'upyerbum' and 'jafski' on this. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:20:25
        
        +Two penguins in the bath, one says to the other "Where's my typewriter?". The other (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:31:19
        
        I find Penguinist jokes to be in bad taste, you Sir are out of order. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:33:43
        
        In what way is that penguinist? Now, if I had asked "What do you throw a drowining penguin (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:35:05
        
        yeah, penguins, always having trouble swimming intut... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 19, 13:40:29
        
        Someone had tied a lead roof to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:49:20
        
        was it you? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 19, 13:52:27
        
        Nope - wasn't me. It sunk right quick. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:54:14
        
        I detest your Penguinist views but will fight to the death for your right to discuss them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:39:02
        
        Ban this sick filth! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:48:06
        
        If you like it so much why don't you go live there? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 13:55:18
        
        I might just do that, I want a pool and 'service' though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:57:53
        
        In my opinion the bastions of political correctness are turning our kids gay because they (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 14:01:26
        
        Plus the poles subvert our pets by picking sprouts dead cheap and they gave a local old (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 14:11:22
        
        I'm not being racst but The EU will soon be turning Briatin into Britainistan because they (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 19, 14:19:00
      - "I stopped reading at the word 'nanny'." (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 19, 13:15:19
  - hare bee linkage (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 19, 12:53:09
- Complain then (n/m) (General Chat) - Barebuttocks, Feb 19, 12:47:12
  - Doubt he can be bothered (n/m) (General Chat) - Roger Workman, Feb 19, 12:47:35
    - I'll do it for him then. I'm ALWAYS complaining (n/m) (General Chat) - Daily_Mail_reader, Feb 19, 12:49:00

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