At my wedding one of my old mates got absolutely paralytic and

went on a whole monologue about marriage, what a mistake it was, and what a b***h she was, etc.

I was gobsmacked, and close to smacking him in the gob, until I realised he was actually slurring about his own wife.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on February 6th 2009 at 11:31:09

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Gunny shoots from the lip (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 6, 10:44:36
- I loved that right off. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 6, 11:31:04
- Like that article, the more i hear from Gunn the more i like him. (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:06:21
  - I'm halfway through his book, which had been collecting dust for a while now. Did anyone (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 11:08:19
    - yes very very weird (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:24:26
      - Scottish. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 11:26:22
        
        racist :0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:31:11
    - not really, no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 6, 11:16:18
    - yes, its worked though so fair play. If one of my mates did that (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:13:27
      - Did have to have one of those sorts of words with a mate a few years ago. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 11:23:47
        
        lol, perfect man to man 'word' that. (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:31:12
        
        "cunt-struck" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:24:46
        
        You can't, ahem, fanny around when it looks a lot like a mate is making a massive mistake. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 11:28:32
        
        At my wedding one of my old mates got absolutely paralytic and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:31:09
        
        let's be honest, it would have been a slap not a smack (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:32:29
        
        followed by make up sex probably. (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:35:32
        
        with a man? (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:38:17
        
        Nah he's been in the Netherlands too long (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:40:42
        
        That's what you'll get if you want a bundle, Charles (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:39:09
        
        I'll be honest, I'm up for it (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:39:40
        
        Ha ha. Is that SCC in there ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:34:33
        
        you want some? (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:37:55
      - Although Susan gave me a very suggestive smile from the directors seat an hour before kick (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 11:17:49
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 6, 11:25:35
        
        She gave the smile in public though (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 11:27:33
- gunny gives it both barrels (n/m) (NCFC) - south, Feb 6, 10:48:48
  - Gunning for glory (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 11:03:43
    - Bald Facts (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 11:10:32
      - "Off The Top Of My Head" by Bryan Gunn (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:12:01
        
        of course the obvious headline when it all goes wrong (NCFC) - south, Feb 6, 11:22:20
        
        Boiled egghead banter (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 6, 11:17:13
        
        on waghorn it says "Gunn says new face before Preston" (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 6, 11:18:47
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 6, 11:31:31
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 6, 11:20:10

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