If there is a God

You will be part of a Tory 'downsize for privatisation' wheeze, labelled a dole scrounger by Cameron, be told to 'get on your bike' to find work by Boris the Buffoon and be denied any benefits whatsoever because you are between 16 - 85, white and male. You will watch, increasingly frustrated, as firms hire 16 year olds to do your job, paying £1.50 an hour (the minimum wage being long gone) and the dole queues rising to 5 million. After all, huge unemployment keeps their mates in big business happy by keeping labour costs at rock bottom. Yes, Tory politicians will be jailed on a regular basis, or caught in toe curlingly embarrassing sex scandals (or toe sucking) but they won't care about you so why should you worry about them ? We will certainly see the return of the stuffed brown envelope.
The fuel bonus will be scrapped, and VAT on fuel returned to it's previous heights under the Tories. Some blue rinsed la-di-da will tell the elderly to wrap up warm, stay in bed and wear 3 hats. And that is in July.... Sadly, come the winter, many will die of cold, as they did in the 80s. Never mind - we will have got rid of the nasty Labour Party.
Councils will be told to cut back on spending, and gleefully comply (Councils are mostly run by Conservatives) which means that the most vulnerable in our society will suffer the most, as usual. This is what passes for 'choice'. Enjoy.
Sadly, the miners won't be there to bring down the fascist regime, they were casualties last time round. And it won't be the Countryside Alliance but the truckers might manage it. On the other hand, the British people might realise just as they are putting their cross on the paper that what we have is so much better that what we suffered under Thatcher, so maybe best not give her love child Cameron a chance to bring all that back. Let's hope so.
One final thought. My vote will cancel yours out, like it never happened.

Posted By: Cannydc on December 21st 2007 at 07:33:36

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FAO Ottosson Foxtrot (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 00:13:41
- I went, started chanting we shoot burglars and got thrown out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 00:23:23
  - Haha - this lot would have *loved* that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 01:33:51
  - I'm pleased they are up in the polls though..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 00:24:28
    - If there is a God (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 21, 07:33:36
- He told you didn't he? He fucked off after 30 minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 21, 00:17:11
  - Yeah,i'm curious to know what the new modern,compassionate Conservative party are like. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 00:18:33
    - As modern and compassionate as Hitler beeping at people from a Sinclair C5. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 01:24:47
      - Yes,i agree.We all have different backgrounds afterall and that does shape... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 01:27:15
        
        Thing is, I'm from a pretty conservative background ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 01:31:04
        
        Yes,but it is still not as bad as the right wing conservatives.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 01:45:45
    - I'm curious too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 00:58:45
      - Don't you vote though my love? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 21, 01:05:41
    - Well they're just like me, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 21, 00:33:33

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