i would catch the bullets in my teeth before propelling them

back at twice the velocity from my nose, scoring direct hits with two bullets in three of the police officers, while wielding my enormous cock as a sword and taking out the third from a distance of 20 feet.

Posted By: duke of york on July 23rd 2005 at 20:18:35

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Kabaddi Holt's thoughts.. (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:10:48
- cock (nm) (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:11:55
  - wouldn't be saying that if he had a bomb now would you (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:13:42
    - do you know what a nonce is? (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:16:27
      - lol yes (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:17:38
        
        pon shon (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:19:14
    - the ONLY fact (General Chat) - Komodo, Jul 23, 20:14:54
      - oh, i thought we knew he ran from armed police (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:16:50
        
        we don't know that for (General Chat) - Komodo, Jul 23, 20:17:58
    - it was only about 15C and if he's from south america (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:14:47
      - but you would certainly stop if police pointed guns at you (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:16:12
        
        i would catch the bullets in my teeth before propelling them (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:18:35
        
        did you watch that frontline football the other day? (General Chat) - Komodo, Jul 23, 20:19:57
        
        swords are no good in a crowd control scenario (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:21:25
        
        exactly (General Chat) - Komodo, Jul 23, 20:22:48
        
        slice and slash like the prince of persia - much more fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:24:04
        
        fizzy cola bottles? (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:22:04
        
        nah (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:24:07
        
        panda pops (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:23:20
        
        jinx (nm) (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:24:59
        
        i said it first (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 20:25:40
        
        you are ernie (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:28:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kabaddi Holt, Jul 23, 20:18:57
        
        I wouldn't wear this on the London Underground (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:17:18
        
        try again (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Jul 23, 20:17:35

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