World's Oldest Joke
God came to Adam in the Garden of Eden and said, "My son - you look so miserable and listless". Adam replied "It is because I am lonely, O Lord".
The next day, God came once more to Adam and said, "My son, I will make you a companion. She will be intelligent, witty, fabulous company and highly capable. But there is a price. You must give me one arm and one leg - she will be worth more than both these limbs together for you".
Adam thought for a moment and said "Hmmm. What can I get for a rib?"
Posted By: Partial Angler on September 22nd 2006 at 10:16:53
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- World's Oldest Joke (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 22, 10:16:53
- I thought that was going to be something from Steve in Holland there (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 10:18:01
- Your tea's ready. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 11:28:07
- Earl Grey? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 11:42:37
- You can't have builder's tea out of the nice china you oik! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 12:21:31
- *sigh* (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:29:34
- Well darjeeling is an afternoon tea and you asked for it in the morning... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 12:42:54
- *sigh* (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:29:34
- You can't have builder's tea out of the nice china you oik! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 12:21:31
- Earl Grey? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 11:42:37
- That would have said "Steve in Holland" where it says "Partial Angler" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 22, 10:20:51
- Not if the message body had been one of those new fangled linky things (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 10:53:21
- thas a point, (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 22, 10:56:35
- Alright, cock ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions Hooge Dong, Sep 22, 11:31:11
- oh dear, you're such a knob! i'm good thanks and you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 22, 11:37:44
- Alright, cock ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions Hooge Dong, Sep 22, 11:31:11
- thas a point, (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 22, 10:56:35
- And it would have been funnier than Mr. McFunny the Chief Funnyman of Funnyton, Funnyshire (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 22, 10:26:26
- Not if the message body had been one of those new fangled linky things (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 10:53:21
- Your tea's ready. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 11:28:07
- I thought that was going to be something from Steve in Holland there (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 10:18:01
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