So, I was walking down the street last week and I look across the street to see a bloke
going the other way who has an orange for a head.
"Fuck me, that bloke's got an orange for a head" I thought. Anyway I thought I'd never forgive myself if I didn't ask why. So I cross the road and approach the bloke saying "Excuse me, mate I couldn't help but notice you've got an orange for a head". "That's right", he says "I have".
"Do you mind me asking how that came about?" I asked.
"Well", the gentleman replies, "It's a funny story actually - my Gran died last week and I was over at her house clearing up in the loft when I came across this old, brass lamp. I give it a quick buff up with my sleeve and this Genie pops up out of nowhere, and says "I grant you three wishes!"
So I thought about it for a while, and for my first wish i asked for a million pounds in used notes to appear on my bed, the genie clicked his fingers and told me to go home and check my bedroom. So I went home and, lo and behold, there it was - a million pounds in used notes lying on top of my bed".
"Blimey" I said "Is that true? What happened next?"
"Damn straight, it is my little pumpkin" said the man. "Then the genie pops up again and asks me what my second wish will be. I thought for a while then asked him if every young lady that I had ever fantasised about ever, could suddenly appear naked on top of the money and fulfill my every last sexual desire.
"Fuck my old boots!" I said "Did that wish come true as well?"
"Happy days!" the man replied, "Indeed it did, a most pleasurable and sticky afternoon"
"Crikey and flip, so what was your last wish?" I ask.
"Well, then I wished I could have an orange for a head" he replied.
Posted By: malkybarkid on September 21st 2006 at 17:06:55
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