How to become Dion Dublin in 5 steps
From the Fiver in Euro 2000
FIVE STEPS TO DION DUBLIN
While viewing figures suggest that couch potatoes have been sticking with the BBC during Euro 2000 - the England Germany game saw Gary beat Des by 2-1 - there is a real cause for concern. That cause is, of course, the metal horn-blowing Dion Dublin.
Drafted in at the start of the tournament, Dion has single-handedly lowered the level of punditry to McInally-ian depths. Here, the Euro brings you five ways in which you can emulate the Aston Villa striker:
1. Offer very little insight into matches
2. Talk instead about how confident the lads are
3. Repeat what Mark Lawrenson said just a couple of seconds ago
4. Laugh at viewers when they dare to suggest that Paul Ince isn't that good
5. Wear the same blue shirt every day
Posted By: Steve in Holland on September 20th 2006 at 12:38:52
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- How to become Dion Dublin in 5 steps (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 20, 12:38:52
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