I can beat that...

went on holiday with my missus to Jersey a couple of Summers ago. We flew into Guernsey to get a connecting flight on.

Whilst in the transit lounge in Guernsey, my wife was looking at the plasma screen displaying all the arrivals for the whole 24 hours. It started with 5.30am Mail. Then 5.45am Newspapers, then flight arrivals from London Gatwick, Paris, Southampton, Dublin etc etc.

After studying the list for a while, she turned to me and asked: "Is there really such a place as newspapers?"

Posted By: Jim Nasium on September 19th 2006 at 21:51:56

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Guess what (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 19, 21:32:34
- Text commentary... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 21:34:10
  - You are so wrong (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 19, 21:35:53
    - I have a vision of a guy sitting bored shitless at a computer ... (NCFC) - bjt, Sep 19, 21:39:28
      - Slike my kids get texts from the club (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 21:43:46
        
        Ha ha! (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Sep 19, 21:47:52
        
        i can beat that, my missus once saw a glider being towed (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 21:47:41
        
        I can beat that... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 21:51:56
        
        maybe our wives should meet and baffle each other for half an hour. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Sep 19, 21:55:07
        
        Believe me, it wouldn't take that long! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 21:57:04
- He must spend more time off teh pitch, should be a ball boy! (n/m) (NCFC) - Riverking, Sep 19, 21:33:43
- FAO: Gregor Robertson (Rotherham). (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 21:33:37
  - Are they doing this on purpose? (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 19, 21:34:40
    - u serious? (NCFC) - Riverking, Sep 19, 21:35:33
      - Oh yes (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 19, 21:37:10
        
        hang on minoot (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 21:39:50
        
        why does it say "serious injury" under Henderson? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 21:39:14
        
        ahem. stretchered. stretched would be silly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 21:40:08
    - linky? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 19, 21:35:33

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