Abuse wanted

Hi to all,
I'm really bored and would love some abuse... please give it your best shot and brighten my day !
I was born in Ipswich just over 30 years ago, I've supported them all my life, was taken to portman road for the first time when I was 5 and have been a season ticket holder for 16 years in which time I have missed 3 home games (league, cup, friendly and testimonial).
I once discharged myself from Bury St Edmunds hospital when the doctors thought I had a chance of death after a serious illness just so that I could attend the first game of the 2001 - 2002 season.
I ran onto the pitch during the pitch invasion at the end of the derby match at Portman road the year that Jamie Cureton came off the bench with dyed green hair and kicked his back leg as he ran off making him crumple to the ground in a heap.
I live 4 miles from Delia and MWJ and the company I work for have previously done work in their house, when working there one time I seized the oppotunity to piss on her toilet seat just so that I could tell my fellow North stand mates that I had done it.
I once visited Carrow road on a Saturday afternoon when Ipswich didn't have a game and paid to get in to the visiting supporters, I can't remember who it was that you were playing but after chatting to a couple of their supporters they realised I had an Ipswich shirt on and stripped me of my jacket to parade me in front of the Barclay stand so as to annoy the hell out of your supporters.
I once got arrested for smuggling an empty Bud bottle into the derby match at carrow road with the intention of throwing it at Ian Crook after he done a U-turn back to Norwich after signing for Town.
I can't think of anything else at the moment but have tried to give you plenty on ammunition to give me hell.
Give it your best shot !!!

Posted By: trulyblue on February 15th 2006 at 18:48:59


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