Why?

Because it would enable you to s**t in a nice, airy, spacious environment with a limed oak seat and proper loo paper, cleaned by your daily girl and used only by you and your chosen partner

As opposed to s**tting in a filthy fly-infested stinking squalid shack with no seat, cracked tiling, faeces smeared on the bowl (and probably on the handle as well), no bog paper (or revolting bog paper) and a generous offering of germs and STDs donated by whoever wandered in during the last 48 hours

Posted By: Old Git on September 19th 2014 at 15:02:09

Message Thread

NBTTT but surely if you need to go you go? Work, pub, wherever. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 13:54:41
- Lineker did it on the pitch... (General Chat) - MaxsHandler, Sep 19, 14:34:46
- I poop anywhere really. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 19, 14:19:08
  - Do you remember when you needed the bog, and you piled into Maccy D's cos they (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 14:33:22
  - ^^^ this. Loud and proud. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 14:25:11
- Well yes. But (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 14:00:53
  - What's your choice when you're in a pub then? (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:02:10
    - Are you a toddler? Many adults have learned to control their bowel movements. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 14:27:47
      - Why would I want to control them? (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:50:33
        
        Why? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 15:02:09
    - I guess if I have to, I do (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 14:17:46
    - Remember this? (n/m) (General Chat) - the101ers, Sep 19, 14:07:01
      - Remember this? (General Chat) - the101ers, Sep 19, 14:07:36
        
        I love that story (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:09:12
        
        PCMBNC (or whatever) moment alert (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 14:46:16
        
        Yes that is clearly true (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:52:22
  - Real lack of foresight to shit in a pub (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 14:02:03
    - What do you do if you want one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 19, 14:04:27
      - What happens if you've ordered a cheap meal in a pub, and you've got a sudden case of (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 14:11:23
        
        ... (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 19, 14:12:48
      - Punch yourself in the face (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 14:05:45
        
        And that helps does it? I'll give it a try next time (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 19, 14:10:07
    - Jesus Christ! (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:02:29
      - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 14:05:55
        
        You've *never* done a pub poo? (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 14:07:51
        
        Don't think I have either tbh (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 19, 14:30:53
        
        Yes. That's completely different. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 14:32:07
        
        Having a shit and being paid for your time. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 15:04:54
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 16:07:20
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 16:06:29
        
        Absolutely never. OMG. The THOUGHT (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 14:28:43
        
        I suppose it's possible (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 14:11:20
- Yes, of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 19, 13:59:21
- Completely (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 19, 13:57:11
- this (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 13:55:51
  - Two words (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 19, 13:56:15
    - ... (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 19, 13:59:52
    - *pedantry magnets heading this way* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 13:57:41

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