The Nasie Anti-Table of Tilt 2012/13. The three teams regulated this season are:

QPR, Reading and Wigan.

Other headlines are:

Shambert's Aston Vile to escape regulation by a single point.

Newcastle to escape on the slenderest of ghoul differences.. the jammy gets.

The Norwich to comfortably avoid regulation by 16 points.

Man Yoo to win the league at a canter.

My simple to use formula involves the assumption that teams will replicate their form over the remaining games of the season, as they have done over the same number of previous matches.

Now given that some teams are yet to play this weekend... namely Man U, Tottingham, Cheslea, The Arse, Evertons and Soton... and also Arsenal and Wham have to play their re-arranged game this week my formula isn't off of a level playing field just yet, nor is it an exact science. However, I wanted to reassure all the nervous nelly's waiting to hit the panic button (well those who haven't pushed it already) that everything will be just fine and dandy in May.

So, as most teams have 15 games left to play... I've applied all the teams points amassed from their previous 15 games, and added that to their current EPL points total. So this is how the final league table would look applying my no-nonsense, anti-table of tilt methodology.

Man Utd 95
Man City 84
Spurs 66
Chelsea 65
Everton 60
Arsenal 59
Liverpool 59
Swansea 55
WBA 53
Stoke 50
Norwich 49
Sunland 45
West Aam 42
Fulham 40
Southampton 40
Aston Vile 34
Newcastle 33
Wigans 33
Reading 32
QPhaha 27

Top of the bottom half! GTFI!!! Now if I were to have a choice, I'd love QPhaha, Vile and Newcastles to be regulated... it could still happen. in fact I might lump-on!!!

I know looking at the form table of the last 6 matches played, we are fairly and squarely stuck right at the bottom, after being only slightly worserer than Barcelona before that. The bigger picture is where we sit in the form table over the last 15 matches... the table upon which my formulae was caculated.

Man U 40
Man C 33
Spurs 26
Liverpool 25
Arsenal 25
Chelsea 23
Everton 23
Norwich 23
Swansea 22
Stoke 21
WBA 19
Soton 18
Sunland 17
Wham 15
Fulham 15
Wigan 14
Villa 14
Reading 13
QPR 12
Newcastle 12

If this doesn't help you relax a little bit better over your rust biff and yorkshire puds, then nuthin will.

Peace and out.

Nasie x

PS. Will ammend the anti-tilt table later in the week when every team has played the same number of games. It will still tell you that we won't be going down this season. We won't. Get over it!

Vaseline.

Posted By: Jim Nasium on January 20th 2013 at 12:40:44

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