That reminds me of a joke

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman?s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn?t rise to the occasion. ?if neither of you objects,? the medic said, ?I could give it a try.?

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor?s thrust continued for several long minutes. ?Hey, What the hell is happening??

?Change of plans,? The physician panted.? I?m going to drown the little bastard!?

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on June 8th 2010 at 11:21:31

Message Thread

There is a most unfortunate poster at Temple tube station (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:05:35
- Job Done (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jun 8, 11:21:00
  - Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 8, 12:23:03
- Might certainly make one wince every morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 8, 11:10:35
  - Ooof (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:11:04
- Last time I was on the tube, there's wallpaper on the escalators of Sherlock Holmes head (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:09:06
  - It's not wallpaper, it's tiling and it's been there for over a 100yrs I think (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 8, 12:27:47
  - Probably more to do with the fact that it's Baker Street tube station (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 8, 12:18:15
- perhaps the unfortunate interpretation is intentionally provocative (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:07:59
  - I hadn't thought of that (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:10:23
    - This poster was everywhere too (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:13:40
      - Oh man, those were a red face fest (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:16:30
        
        Isn't a vajajay that noisy instrument in South Africa? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:19:29
        
        The one I saw said 'Frou Frou' (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 8, 11:19:18
        
        We had an au pair called Frou Frou when I was a boy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:44:17
      - I think marys are popular enough without needing a marketing campaign. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 11:14:46
        
        Agreed, half the population has one and 90% of the remainder want to get into one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:15:51
        
        Exactly. 6 billion people on the planet are proof enough that marys are rather in vogue. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 11:17:58
        
        Are nobs less popular? Certainly more unsightly. They need some help. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:20:03
        
        Definitely. Where are all the cock adverts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 11:24:59
        
        Plenty of bollock adverts (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:41:26
        
        Those are more cancer adverts rather than plum adverts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 11:43:59
        
        Well I THINK that loveyourvagina.com is a marycancer campaign (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:45:20
        
        What we need is a PR person to represent the penis. Does anyone know of a good one? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:32:12
        
        Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:38:33
        
        A good penis? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 8, 11:33:17
        
        NO silly. A good PR person. Someone who could show the penis in it's best light. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:37:30
        
        Already been done (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:42:46
        
        Randy Marsh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:39:49
        
        ahem apostrophe ahem (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:39:47
        
        Well spotted, you passed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:47:51
        
        Should it be someone who's particuarly fond of the penis, do you think? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 8, 11:39:28
        
        They need to be pro-penis certainly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:48:24
        
        Bit of a hard job that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 11:38:29
        
        and there's a risk that it's one of those campaigns (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:41:12
        
        Not if we get Urethra Franklin to sing the jingle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:51:49
        
        I've got the song as well "You need Glans." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:58:38
        
        Not 'just a little bit'? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 12:13:52
        
        You love a bit of cock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:32:05
        
        but just because there's loads of them doesn't mean they're loved (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:19:57
        
        That reminds me of a joke (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 8, 11:21:31
        
        that's dreadful (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:25:54
        
        or chuff (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 11:19:42
- It's part of a slow burn campaign for Rohypnol. Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 11:07:27
  - Maybe it's the girl that Suggy's been stalking (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:10:51
  - Wouldn't you just know it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 11:09:06

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