worst ever one (told this afore i think)

when i lived in chermany we took the dog for a walk in the local woods. dog squatted down for a dump but... suffern wunt going too proper in the bomb door department. Constipation I thought? The dog had a look of panic/confusion normally witnessed in guantanamo bay inmates. My son pointed out that suffern was hanging out of the dog's back end. On closer inspection it turned out to be one of my sons football socks that the dog had obviously eaten. Despite a lot of canine straining and skittering about, would it come out? Would it f**k as like. I decided to intervene in nature (big mistake) I got a big stick and managed to trap the protruding toe of the sock against the deck and then told my missus to call the Dog, which she did. The dog set off at speed and the s**t covered sock pinged out and ricocheted back around my arm. Just as a group of germans walking their dogs came around the bend. My son was laughing his head off. I said "thank god he didn't eat your trainers as well". man's best friend and all that.

Posted By: Tombs on January 29th 2010 at 14:58:54

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