ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. Oh my engorged mummies, my poor turgid mummies!!!!!!!

Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

Put
it
in
there
son

Slide it in Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on July 15th 2009 at 13:39:59

Message Thread

Someone teach me how to use fucking iTunes for fucks sake. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 11:51:29
- ok - you're being painfully dim, and there's an easy way round this (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 12:07:39
- is there not a "Manually manage music and videos" (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:05:41
- Just uncheck synchronisation and copy the albums and songs you want manually (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:04:53
  - I hate the fact that you cannot easily change the sort order of podcasts to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:08:30
    - I must say, I've never felt the need to do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:10:14
      - All the time. Let's say I have 3 episodes of the news quiz. I want to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:13:22
        
        isn't the news quiz now about as funny as piles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:21:42
        
        Well I like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:24:14
        
        fine (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:33:31
        
        Me too. Better than the TV comedy panel quiz show things in my opinion. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:30:25
        
        Sounds like an absolute fuckern noytmare (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:16:27
        
        They are in reverse chronological order though, intut ? On on oitoons, but on the oipod (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:23:03
        
        Not on oiToons, but on the oiPod is what iMeant (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:23:28
        
        Not on mine they int. You've got an upside-down oipod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:29:15
  - That does sound easier. It isn't all that often I change the music on the iPod anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 12:07:16
- Swing a crystal pendulum over teh iPod and light a joss stick (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 15, 12:03:35
  - ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. Oh my engorged mummies, my poor turgid mummies!!!!!!! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Jul 15, 13:39:59
- That's what I love about Apple..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 15, 12:02:28
  - "What puts me off Apple? Apple users" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 12:08:09
    - Brooker wrote a great article years ago on it all... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 12:27:27
    - ........ (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 12:10:24
      - He's brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 12:14:28
- have you tried copying your whole album into a enw smart playlist? (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 15, 11:58:56
  - and of course by album i meant library, and by enw i meant new (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 15, 11:59:34
    - I'll try that, ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 12:00:10
      - DOUBLE ARSE AND FUCKBURGERS! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 12:03:51
- Totlaly doubt I'll ever by an apple device (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:53:19
  - buy (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 15, 11:56:24

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.