Thatcher Thatcher the Milk Snatcher
Liptons makes your money go round.
R Whites, I'm a secret lemonade drinker.
I've got this friend called Malcolm, well I wouldn't say he?s tight,
But his wallet would make a quiet place for moths to spend the night,
He?s first out of the taxi and last into the pub,
Then says ?I?d like to buy a drink but? (and here?s the rub)
He?s ?just a little short right now? and could he ?have a sub? ?
I stood him for another and he swore he?d ?get them in?
Then, going over to the mic, I announced above the din:
?Tonight is Malcolm?s birthday and the drinks are all on him.?
Harp ? stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.
"Peanuts and Nougat!" (Nooogar!). (*Keith Chegwin's t**tty little head coming out of a window in a big mdf wall).
Boom-boom-boom-boom, Esso Blue!
Posted By: malkybarkid on June 12th 2009 at 13:51:44
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