Your an ipswich fan living in wycombe. Chav c**t springs to mind. Do you shop in Asda?

Do you see the following people as role models:

Jordan and/or Peter Andre
Kerry Katona
McHarvey

Do you forever yearn to go on the Jeremy Kyle show. Do you feel the highest acolade in life is to be be heats torso of the week.
Did you cry when you went for work audition to be in the new B and Q advert and they said you had no talent
Have you ever auditioned for X Factor but was not talented enough or significantly comedy enough to appear on the actual programme
Do you dream about the big brother house
Do you watch Britains got Talent and marvel at the talent this country has
Do you use the words Bare, Bruv and brethren
Do you shop at Primark
Do you wear sovereign rings
Do you have a tattoo of your babies name on your wrist
and did you get it done when you were 11
and does it share it's name with the surname of a fashion designer
Do you spit on the street inbetween drags of your fag
When you get a payrise/bonus do you rent a brand new car for a few days with the top down and ride along women saying charmless things making them feel incomfortable

Did I just sum you up like I've known you all my life, have I just spooked you at the accuracy, are you looking at the window scared I've been stalking you?

Posted By: stringersrevenge on April 22nd 2009 at 15:08:25

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